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笑话 - 师妹的暗示

if (you like her)
{
   if you like 朦胧
   {
      keep on this state;
      give her some encourage (imply too);
   }
   else
      begin doing it;
}
else
{
   VERIFY(you think it's a big block of fat meat jump into your mouth);
   if (you are serious in love enough)
      say bye-bye
   else if (you are thirsty enough && you don't care about posiblity of hurt her)
   {
      say (I love you, too);
      do (what you need);
      say (bye-bye);
   }
   else
   {
      say "I just like you a little, you are charmful";
      while (apply (to do something) == TRUE)
           do;
      say bye-bye;
   }
}

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